Wankbank Megathread

This gave me my first ever boner

And my sex drive today always gravitates towards it

It was made in Los Angeles in 1939

I can't believe it was made by human beings

They say its "for kids" but the adults who made it so obviously meant it to have sexual undertones

And the "kids" it was made for would be in their 90s now

I always fantasised that I was the wolf, and a girl had me in that machine

And getting the truth out of me with that machine would be like getting sperm out of me with her vagina

 
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