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[General Alek]

It turns me on when a woman has naturally hairy armpits and vagina

It turns me on when a woman has a deep voice

But that doesn't mean i'm not the straightest man ever

 

[General Alek]

Police manhunts are pretty entertaining

I like to see the lengths they will go to

 

[General Alek]

I drink a fifth of whiskey about once a week

 

[General Alek]

Or sometimes 2 gallons of beer

 

[General Alek]

Benjewmin Netanyajew

 

[General Alek]

I once ate a weed cookie in one bite, and almost killed myself half an hour later

 

[General Alek]

Rain always relaxed me

 

[General Alek]

Escape the Tatrix

 

[General Alek]

I once knew a femoid named Ellen Layzell.....I called her Lazy

 

[General Alek]

Alek is just as important as ER

 

[General Alek]

The wiki admins have banned me like 10 times

 

[General Alek]

Men are valued for what they do, and women are valued for what they are

We wanna challenge that

 

[General Alek]

Remember the simpsons episode where Skinner tells everyone he's a virgin?

That stuck with me since I was 10 years old

 

[General Alek]

A-Level mathematics is rock hard

 

[General Alek]

Using your talents should make you feel wrong and unhappy

Because its not fair on others who can't

 

[General Alek]

We all need an anime gal

They don't argue and they don't shit

 

[General Alek]

Master Small

 

[General Alek]

You will take me to the black boss

 

[General Alek]

Here's to Tyler Webb, the first person in my country prosecuted for encouraging suicide online

They gave him 9 YEARS

 

[General Alek]

I reckon Anzu is attracted to you